Okay all you fans. What with your avid participation on the TEAM HUMANS blog, and your never-ending (though, let's face it, inevitable) support for TEAM HUMANS and everything we represent, we thought it was time to make a big announcement.
We were originally going to wait until after our flawless victory on Monday in the tournament, but it's time to face the truth: the time is right.
TEAM HUMANS is going political. Now of course we already proved our ability on the courts, but that leaves legislative and executive branches for us conquer (completely). We believe our executive future is slightly farther down the line, but now we would like to make an announcement so big Jay-Z will release a single about it tomorrow:
TEAM HUMANS WILL BE RUNNING FOR MALAYSIAN PARLIAMENT.
TEAM HUMANS WILL BE RUNNING FOR MALAYSIAN PARLIAMENT.
TEAM HUMANS WILL BE RUNNING FOR MALAYSIAN PARLIAMENT.
Yes that's right. You read it right the first three times, TEAM HUMANS will indeed be running for Malaysian Parliament. TEAM HUMANS point guard Alex DukILLskis has discovered that recent trends in Malaysian electoral politics show that Malaysian political leaders win elections by repping their skillz on the blog-o-sphere. Now since we know the TEAM HUMANS blog is the only blog that matters, it therefore follows that TEAM HUMANS will sweep the next parliamentary elections in Malaysia (date to be wikipedia'd).
As of now, we are uncertain of whether TEAM HUMANS will run one campaign, or if we will run as a party hoping to post 4 MP slots for the next Malaysian Parliament. All we know is that in (a hopefully small amount of time, once again, we will take a lookapedia), TEAM HUMANS will all up on the scene sipping Malaysian iced tea and writing legislation (to be determined).
Until next time, Get Skillz.
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