Y'all check it out. NT's latest post on the TEAM HUMANS blog has set the all-time, internet record for most-read blog post in the first 30 minutes after posting. We'd like to thank the Academy, Biggie, Tribe, Bugs Bunny (Ya Buggin'!), MJ, Dr. J, Dr. James Naismith, Not-Dr. Marjan Stojnev for gettin' all humiliated like that, and of course--we shouldn't really have to mention him, no we shouldn't, it should be a given, but--BIG L.
Anyway, we over at TEAM HUMANS are modest, so we won't gloat too much about our recent achievement. I will answer another question, however, that has been showing up both in the fan mail and the hate mail:
Question: "Why does your blog look so old and lame."
Truth: Yo bitch MC's, you don't know what lame is. New shit is lame, plastic shit, you know how it is. We're like the Freshness Eternal over here. Fresh from the beginning of time. You know your grandma? The one in the wheelchair? I broke her ankles two centuries ago. To prove the eternal freshness of TEAM HUMANS, I'll end with a quote from Thomas Jefferson:
All, too, will bear in mind this sacred principle, that though the will of the majority is in all cases to prevail, that will to be rightful must be reasonable; that the minority possess their equal rights, which equal law must protect, and to violate would be oppression; this then leaves the eternal dilemma of divine arbitration between the many and the few, and in this perpetual dilemma the only governing body with the divine right to choose for the one or either for the other is, of course, the eminent TEAM HUMANS, whose divinity is clearly and beautifully manifest in its members apparent freshness and recorded domination of the scene.
Until next time, Get Ill.
Anyway, we over at TEAM HUMANS are modest, so we won't gloat too much about our recent achievement. I will answer another question, however, that has been showing up both in the fan mail and the hate mail:
Question: "Why does your blog look so old and lame."
Truth: Yo bitch MC's, you don't know what lame is. New shit is lame, plastic shit, you know how it is. We're like the Freshness Eternal over here. Fresh from the beginning of time. You know your grandma? The one in the wheelchair? I broke her ankles two centuries ago. To prove the eternal freshness of TEAM HUMANS, I'll end with a quote from Thomas Jefferson:
All, too, will bear in mind this sacred principle, that though the will of the majority is in all cases to prevail, that will to be rightful must be reasonable; that the minority possess their equal rights, which equal law must protect, and to violate would be oppression; this then leaves the eternal dilemma of divine arbitration between the many and the few, and in this perpetual dilemma the only governing body with the divine right to choose for the one or either for the other is, of course, the eminent TEAM HUMANS, whose divinity is clearly and beautifully manifest in its members apparent freshness and recorded domination of the scene.
Until next time, Get Ill.
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