Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Organized Prayer

The tears of TEAM HUMANS fans at the sight of Alex Dukalskis limping through the halls of the Deçemko Resort have been responsible for the flooding of at least 8 major cities today.

For those HUMANS out there who want to show their solidarity, which I assume means the entire population of earth (except probably Pasqual), there will be an organized prayer time tonight for Alex's knee, proceeding the tournament. No matter where you are at 16:30 GMT (that's 6:30 p.m. here in Turkey), drop what you are doing and give a personal prayer to Alex's knee. The hot older lady nurse can only do so much.

Until next time, Unite.

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