Can't jack our moves, don't know why you'd even try

First of all, what up all you TEAM HUMANS fans out there. We've been getting too much fan mail to respond to it all lately, so if you didn't get a personal response here's one for all y'all: Thanks for the support. We are all Humans. As for all you haters, we ain't got the time or the care to respond to all your whiny emails either, so until they invent a way to break ankles over the internet, check the blog. Anyway: Someone found out when and where we been having our practices, and now biters everywhere been showing up to watch, and trying to jack our moves. I'll say this one more time: Mad people have tried to jack our moves over the years and failed. Scientists have run year-long studies on us, and are still baffled by our freshness. There are currently at least four documentaries about my crossover in theatres around the world. In a recent special report on ballhandling, The Economist wrote "There are essentially two categories in modern street ball: TEAM HUMANS and everyone else. The that conundrum now remains is not how opponents of TEAM HUMANS can attempt victory, but why they would bother to plunge themselves into such deep humiliation." And the popular moving companies, UHaul and 123Movers, have filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy, stating "We'll never have as many moves as TEAM HUMANS. There is simply no way that we can remain competitive." I think that covers it. If y'all remain unconvinced, feel free to try to study our moves some more. In fact, I'll give you a hint. We'll be rocking the Jimmy Dolan Special, which you can see in this film: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109067/ peace out, you SUCKAS! -Nat, TH