It Sure Ain't Respekt

Hey all you TEAM HUMANS fans, I wanna start by apologizing to the time-space continuum for that total mindfuck of a post earlier today. A lot of theories about the post (titled "krepset) have been circulating the blogosphere. The CIA has formulated two or three theories, one involving the Soviet Union and another that involves all four Little Women eating papayas with Kevin Bacon's PR agent. But I'm gonna drop the knowledge right here and right on the now.

Yesterday TEAM HUMANS members JT and AD were ballin' with some bitch emcees. This is of course a practice that we are used to, but the level of bitch was appalling from one Kahlin Whatley. Apparently in Philadelphia, if you want to win at basketball, you have to do a lot more moaning and whining than actual putting the ball in the hoop. I was so disappointed with Mr. Whatley's style that I have been forced into the conclusions that Philadelphia has completely missed the concept of respekt. Perhaps they have some alternate way of life called krepset that involves back-stabbing your fellow HUMANS and/or listening to Oasis. For this reason I am sad to say that I have lost the respekt of all of those Philadelphians previous listed.

It's a shame, it's a shame.


Before signing off, I do want to clear up a few unrelated rumors:

Rumor: Nat Towsen invented fire.
Truth: It was more of a discovery, really. Alex stole a pass, dished to Jesse, who lobbed full court for the alley-oop. Nat's MONSTER JAM lit the hoop on fire. We proceeded to cook our defeated oponents.

Rumor: A TEAM HUMANS scandal was mentioned on Rudy Guiliani's facebook group wall.
Truth: I don't know how that rumor started, but it was way off. What actually happened is that I missed a jump shot and all five of Mitt Romney's sons wrote about it on their respective blogs.

Rumor: TEAM HUMANS was started by Caesar Augustus.
Truth: TEAM HUMANS was started by Adam and Eve.

Until next time, tell the Truth.