Tuesday, July 8, 2008

TEAM HUMANS Dominates Early Rounds

Moments before the IDEA World Basketball Championship began, it looked like team Balkins/Baltics was getting cold feet. Why weren't they at the court? Presumably because they had the first match-up against TEAM HUMANS.

Approximately 47 seconds later, TEAM HUMANS was 1-0, having thrown down a decisive 11-4 victory. AD's penetration and dishes, NT's off-ball screens, and JT's inside passing showed that TEAM HUMANS is the well-oiled machine that it's motor oil-only diet suggests. Gotta say, though, those Balkins/Baltics are a class act. Good luck in the rest of the tournament.


Alex drives past the opposition for the first victory.


After being told we couldn't just win continuously all night, TEAM HUMANS went to the sidelines to wait for its next game.

Our game-two match-up was against Bel-Az, another class act. Though Maxim may be one of the strongest people ever, TEAM HUMANS picked up a quick 11-1 victory, featuring probably the last pass anybody will ever attempt.


The status of Jesse's pass.

After some contention on court two, away from which TEAM HUMANS stayed, our third game began. Game 3 provided some tough competition. Tournament Organizer Kent Fielding, who plays like Kevin Garnett and probably has a better knowledge of Malaysian politics, led his team with six, absolutely sick turnaround J's. Gorjan and Ravshan also put up a good fight, but TEAM HUMANS led from the first play and in the end secured an 11-8 victory. In other notes from the game, Alex heroically fought through a dead knee, finishing with the game winning basket, and TEAM HUMANS got the alley-oops going, culminating with a couple of MONSTER JAMs.


The hoop after NT's big slam.

In case anybody was wondering. TEAM HUMANS will remain undefeated tonight.


In some other notes on the tournament:
  • Congratulations to the Bor-Meats for their alcoholic victory yesterday.
  • After Kahlin Whatley's admirable taking it of my last blog post and his sick-ass move on the court yesterday, I'm at this point ready to once again grant him respekt.

Until next time, ceep it kool.

1 comment:

alex.dukalskis said...

that cheetah is S-L-E-E-K.